4 Moments from Craptaculus Horror Movies That Actually Scared Me
We make fun of a lot of bad effects, poor plot structure and corny dialogue at Cinema Craptaculus. But, if I’m being honest, there are moments in many of these movies that have legitimately made me feel fearful feelings. Oh, I didn’t hide under my covers or anything like that. But these moments, briefly, made me feel horrified. In celebration of Halloween, I thought I’d share.
‘Axe Giant’: Babe’s Murder
Like any decent person should, I have a soft spot for animals. Babe had a soft spot, too, and the townspeople hacked it. It was awful, and, if not for the shoddy CGI, I would have cried.
‘Pinocchio's Revenge’: The Naked Nanny Scene
Gotta hand it to them: an evil puppet looking at your naked butt is hella disturbing.
‘Asteroid Vs. Earth’: Earth’s Destruction
The very idea of an asteroid destroying our planet should be enough to paralyze you with fear, because it’s actually plausible and probably inevitable. Thankfully, world governments have plans to prevent this that are better than the brilliant one in Asteroid Vs. Earth, which was to kill half the population.
‘Sharknado 2: Dr. Billy Ray’
The possibility of Billy Ray Cyrus with a medical license is just terrifying.