Cinema Craptaculus 050: “The Big Five-Oh/Presenting: The Crappies!”
The Cinema Craptaculus Crew celebrates their 50th episode with the first ever CINEMA CRAPTACULUS AWARDS! Who will win Crappiest Actor or Actress? Which Soundtrack proved to be a real stinker? And which Mansplaining Moment will push itself to the front of the crap pack? Find out as the Crew proudly presents The Crappies!
Not the actual Award. But still snazzy!
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The Cinema Craptaculus Award Nominees are:
CRAPPIEST MOVIE EVER
The SHARKNADO Series
ROAD HOUSE
SHOWGIRLS
LOVE ACTUALLY
MOTHER KRAMPUS
CRAPPIEST ACTOR
Frankie Muniz - BLAST VEGAS
Charlie Sheen - THE WRAITH
Ian Ziering - The SHARKNADO Series
Pinocchio - PINOCCHIO’S REVENGE
Nicolas Cage - MOM AND DAD
CRAPPIEST ACTRESS
Tia Carrere - ASTEROID VS EARTH
Elizabeth Berkley - SHOWGIRLS
Tara Reid - The SHARKNADO Series
“Girl” - BIRD BOX
Secretary (whose name we forget) - LOVE ACTUALLY
CRAPPIEST SOUNDTRACK
MAMA MIA!: HERE WE GO AGAIN
LOVE ACTUALLY
The JAMES BOND Series
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
GREASE 2
CRAPPIEST INANIMATE OBJECT
The Pole - SHOWGIRLS
The Christmas Tree - MOTHER KRAMPUS
The Ouija Board - THE OUIJA EXPERIMENT
The Big Cards With Words On Them Used By The Stalker - LOVE ACTUALLY
George Lazenby - ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
JOHN’S CRAPPIEST IMPRESSION
Santa Claus from RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
Ryan Reynolds from 6 UNDERGROUND
Quint from JAWS
Every JAMES BOND actor, ever!
Sexy-voiced John simply saying “guilty pleasures” from the LOVE ACTUALLY podcast
FACTACULUS CRAP!
Monster Brawl was our pilot!
And was never posted! Dave refers to it as Monster Wrestling in our 50th Episode!
The North Thor!
While Sharknado was our first posted movie review, it was the Canadian flick Thunderstorm: Return of Thor that put the Crap in Craptaculus!
Dave gets the title wrong (again) in our 50th Episode!
We have had so many fantastic guest stars in our first 50 shows! We’re sending a Craptacular Thank-You to Melissa Peterman, Vanessa Marshall, Jeffrey Reddick, Kim Huber, Adrienne Wilkinson, Sharon Houston and Crista Flanagan for joining us on our Craptaculus journeys! - The Cinema Craptaculus Crew
