B-SIDES "Killer Sofa"
Grab a drink, sit back, but don’t relax. Because tonight Tara, Adam & Dave are talking about the possessed murdering lay-z-boy from New Zealand - KILLER SOFA!
Here’s how Wikipedia describes the movie:
Jack, a disgraced Rabbi, comes across a reclining chair containing a dybbuk inside. After the recliner is sold to Francesca, Jack, alongside his voodoo sorceress partner, must try to find out where it was delivered. Meanwhile, the recliner becomes obsessed with Francesca and starts murdering anyone who gets close to her out of jealousy due to a previous relationship.
But it’s not a killer sofa, it’s a killer recliner!
“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield
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FROM THE TARA’S NOTEBOOK
these are the raw thoughts of Tara as she watched KILLER SOFA
Killer sofa
Oh boy satan worship & serial killer
OMg LOLZZZ… the chained up recliner
The opening song she’s dancing to is so bad!! And her dancing is also not good!
This is amazing
Inspector Gravy! And grape!
“I’m sorry POLICE, I have to go get some furniture delivered.”
The cop says she’s hot… lady cop doesn’t see it
Taking the chair down cuts the girls finger
I’m dying at this recliner with mean eyes
Got the wrong address & it happens all the time?? What a terrible delivery company
Weird old guy touches it & sees it’s history!! And has to get the worst CPR that would in no way saved him
She has a terrible boyfriend who might be gay? Why tho
Why did she get this recliner? Where’s it from?
Seems like this guy is pretty old to figure out he’s physic or a medium
She scares her friend with a clown mask while she’s in the shower??? That’s wild
The evil recliner is killing me
Omg is this an erotic love scene with a recliner—I’m dying—she’s just petting the arm & closing her eyes and moaning
Oh it’s a dream?
Don’t touch this demon unless you’re a 10? Basically
So… the recliner made her breakfast?
He doesn’t remotely seems like he likes her
One of the folders on the cops computer said “paper work”!!! And “clues”!!!
All she has is dance & her friend!
She’s just SO SEXY SHE CANT HELP IT! GUYS I GET IT
And she gets slapped around in the bedroom except for her gay boyfriend
Why would he leave the oven door open when he’s trying to make pizza?? And he gets his leg stick in the oven!
The cop sticks his finger in the blood before running in to the screaming person!
“I’m your son! I have the gift!” also that guys dad had to be like 90 or older
Her boyfriend just leaves her in the apt with the killer recliner? This guy sucks
The spring tapping the window! Wait—omg this thing better walk!! HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS INSANE
The spring in his foot!
Omg the old guys flashback—it’s so dumb
“We need to find out who has that recliner!” I still don’t understand how it’s connected for the recliner
I was hoping she was gonna pull out a gun not a flashlight
Why has no one commented on the fact that this recliner has button eyes?
At least she ran out of the house!!
But why go back in???-This is so insane
THE VACUUM SUCKS UP HIS EYE IN ONE PIECE
OMG who the fuck is Ralph?? Let’s just get married?? AND WHY IS HE BREAKING INTO HER HOUSE?
New Zealand cops aren’t that bright
Someone needed To arrest Ralph long before this. They all know he’s a creep—he’s installing camera in her house?!?!
Btw the bedroom is so depressing
Wait what’s hes dry jumping her bra & hat??
The chair kills him with an iron wtf
The grandpa & girlfriend are very bad
The rollercoaster of emotions in the last 2 scenes!
It’s my sisters bday & the cops wife left him!! Then his partner says come back to my place!!
Just logistically—how would that small girl get a recliner on the 2nd floor by herself?
The recliner throws him over the balcony!!
So maxis dead?!?
Omg the cops just walked in??
Wtf did the cops go???
Uh oh she’s gonna kill herself
The rabbi mugs…
Oh thank god for the internet or we wouldn’t know the plot of the movie
Good thing grandpa drew out the plan!!
Oh the cop works out bro & his partner is obsessed with him??
“You’re a vet not a surgeon!” So what I cut my friends legs off!
What pills is she taking??
What is she specifically think will happen to make it get in the box?
It blows out her matches!!!
Wait so it was a person that sewed himself into a recliner?? How was he alive??
So maxis not dead?? She’s got a giant piece of glass in her head??
She poured gas all over it & will keep it?
Dead gravy is now the demon?
There’s like 3 endings to this movie & also no ending
