The Cinema Craptaculus Crew dissects the putrid, liquefying carcass of the Sharknado franchise and gets sucked into its latest entry, SHARKNADO 4: THE 4TH AWAKENS!
Cinema Craptaculus 018: "ZOOmbies"
The Cinema Craptaculus ZOO Crew answers the call of the wild with this monstrously silly flick about quarantined wild animals busting loose at a high-tech zoo and preying upon unsuspecting visitors faster than you can say Jurassic Park. It’s ZOOMBIES!
Cinema Craptaculus 017: "Collateral Damage"
It's Ahnold vs. Terror in this incredibly-forgettable, early 2000s action flick, Collateral Damage! Come for the explosions. Stay for the tasering!
Cinema Craptaculus 016: "Stitches"
An Evil Clown! Partying Teens! Buckets of Blood! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew attends the world's worst birthday celebration. It's their party, and they'll die if they want to.
Cinema Craptaculus 015: "The Hollow"
The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes on the screamingly-bad tale of three teenagers who relocate to a shadowy island hamlet on Halloween, only to be terrorized by an ancient wicker creature.
Cinema Craptaculus 014: "The Ouija Experiment"
4 Friends, 3 Ghosts, 1 Ouija Board and ZERO fun. This Halloween, The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes on the lowest of low budgets for the highest in Craptacular-ness!
Cinema Craptaculus 013: "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No"
Sharks in Space! Hasselhoff in Space! Babies in sharks in space! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they storm-chase the latest sharktastic entry!
Cinema Craptaculus 012: "Icetastrophe"
Chill out when the McDLT of meteors turns a small town into a frigid nightmare!
Cinema Craptaculus 011: "Summer 2015 Preview Review"
The Cinema Craptaculus Crew coolly gazes over their shades at the summer blockbusters Jurassic World, Max, San Andreas, Magic Mike XXL and more!
Cinema Craptaculus 010: "I, Frankenstein"
The Cinema Craptaculus Crew tries not to lose themselves in existential ennui over I, FRANKENSTEIN.
Cinema Craptaculus 009: "Jack Frost"
Worst bedtime story EVER!
Cinema Craptaculus 008: "Blast Vegas"
In our Halloween show, we dig up an ancient Egyptian curse that should have stayed in Vegas.
Cinema Craptaculus 007: "Asteroid Vs. Earth"
When Earth finds itself between a rock and a sad place, only Tia Carrere can save the day!
Cinema Craptaculus 006: "Transmorphers"
It’s man vs. machine, brother vs. brother, and ambitious world-building vs. trademark infringement: It’s TRANSMORPHERS!
Cinema Craptaculus 005: "Sharknado 2: The Second One"
The Cinema Craptaculus Crew gobbles up this latest offering of chum, featuring enough cameos to choke a great white!
Cinema Craptaculus 004: "Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan"
A giant, axe-wielding legend goes to town on a gaggle of juvenile delinquents.
Cinema Craptaculus 003: "Pinocchio's Revenge"
Pinocchio's back for revenge. No lyin'.
Cinema Craptaculus 002: "Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor"
Seriously. It doesn't make any sense.
Cinema Craptaculus 001: "Sharknado"
The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a delicious bite out of Sharknado!